Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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