I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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