is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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