She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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