There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is not my ceiling
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She's the barista slut.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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