I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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