you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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