...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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