I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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