Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Let's paint friendship bongs
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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