and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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