You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Randomize
