She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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