It was confusing and full of hummus
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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