I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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