Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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