idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
