Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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