I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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