He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just gargled with NyQuil
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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