Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
