he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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