i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
They took my balls.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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