i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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