called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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