no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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