you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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