Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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