she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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