guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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