ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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