Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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