in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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