booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
