yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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