it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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