The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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