i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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