How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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