try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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