My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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