Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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