people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
