North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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