spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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