So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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