haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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