I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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