Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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