i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
And the cops told us we were all naked.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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