I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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