hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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