I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
i think my cat just said my name.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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