Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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