This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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